Limericks

The Boy & The Koi:
There once was a very small boy
Who wouldn’t stop trying to annoy
His mother slapped his face
With a massive shoelace
And now he just watches a koi

Tools & Fools:
There once was a group of cats
Who made themselves covered in tats
They’re “gangsta” and cool
But inside their all fools
And the only things they eat are rats